CEO of the HOUSE

Let’s be honest: we don’t own the house, the dog does. We’re just the unpaid interns who handle the catering and poop disposal. This tee is the official corporate attire for the four-legged executive who manages your schedule, supervises every meal, and decides exactly when "meetings" (naps) take place.

If your pup has a corner office (the sofa) and a very strict "open door" policy for the kitchen, it’s time they dressed for the position.

Executive-Level Features

1. 100% Premium Cotton Fabric: Only the finest natural fibers for the boss. This breathable, soft cotton ensures the CEO stays cool and collected during high-pressure negotiations for extra treats.
2. Sleeveless Power Move: Designed for maximum mobility, allowing for quick transitions from "Boardroom Nap" to "Front Door Security" without any wardrobe malfunctions.
3. The "Efficiency" Cut: Featuring a hi-tummy cut to ensure potty breaks don't interfere with their busy schedule—keeping the garment clean and the executive looking sharp.
4. Adjustable Fit: The adjustable neck allows for a tailored, professional look that accommodates different breeds, ensuring the boss always looks their best for the "paparazzi."